Is this the truth?

From the New York Observer:

In comedy circles, there's a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn.

"Oh my God, Bob, she's beautiful," the friend said.

"For a dollar, you can finger her," Mr. Saget replied.

"This story continually comes back to me," he said, groaning. "Oh boy, I was a wreck, and I was just operating on whatever sick mode I'm always in anyway. I don't remember, but I don't think a dollar is enough money for something that crosses the line that much. I would have said $5."